It is customary for any day in Chennai to usually start with a strong filter coffee. It has been said that this has somehow become the tradition, but until recently people have realized that it is the elixir to drive in Chennai.
After the numerous road projects to make Chennai more metropolitan, one could actually see it becoming more savage in the roads.
It is a common sight to see people learning to ‘keep right’ contradicting the basic ‘keep left’ rules. One should accept that this has greatly trained our people to drive in the US even without the bare essentials of the US driving rules.
The traffic cops are the greatest assets now as they struggle to bring in a lot of ‘order and discipline’. They strictly are the ones who would guide any citizen when a road has been changed to one-way, even if there are no sign boards to help. “You don’t really require signboards, do you? It is pretty intuitive isn’t it?" ,they would ask friendly.
Any traffic cop in Chennai needs to develop a deep sense of gratitude to the buses and share autos. It is because these vehicles actually ‘regulate’ the traffic. ‘To stop or not to stop’, is all decided by the bus drivers lately.
One must be honest in admitting that, even the truest Indian citizen has got absolutely no wits to challenge these vehicles. “If you do not own an auto or bus, follow ahimsa and you should practice meditation!” anyone would counsel.
You would definitely find yourself missing the red signal at least once a day. Of course it is not by choice, but one needs to somehow escape the honking buses that chase you with speed if you stop at a red signal.
Cattle, being our best friends as per our tradition, have been suffering lately because of this pandemonium. It is not a rare sight to spot a few cows in a flyover quite mixed up about the ‘keep right/left’ rules!
“It’s a cow beware! You would face the karma if you hurt it!” is the blackmailing strategy which the cow owners use if they find you honking at them.
Apart from turning karmic, one needs to see the philosophical side as well. This road discipline has actually made a few people turn attractive.
I hear the women say, “I do not hit the gym these days! The driving has shaped my body and my diet is well under control because of the meditation!”